Tech Support Idiocracies #1

Everyone in Tech Support, at some point or another, has encountered those ridiculous support situations that will forever be emblazoned into their memories and that will serve as eternal reminders of the stupidity of the human race. Here’s one from my book..

The Legacy of Highly Forgettable People

There are people around whose sole purpose is to be forgettable. “Hey remember that one guy that did that thing?”, those are the sorts of people I’m talking about and no one ever remembers their names or what they actually did. Their only purpose is to serve to be a conversation topic that [...]

Disgusting People at Work and Our Awesome Immune Systems

Working in Technical Support means that our immune systems are top notch, we are immune to everything known to man, we are literally super humans. How did we get this way? Very simple, everyday before work we dive into big vats filled with bacteria infected liquid making sure to chug down a couple [...]

Why Paint Is Not *.*

What is wrong with the picture below? Yes click it and highlight it…

No, it’s not the random error message that popped up on my Vista laptop for no apparent reason (what is an on-access scanner anyway?! ), it’s the retarded white frame that borders the error message just like the germans bordered the Netherlands [...]

How Windows Vista Makes Us Appreciate Windows XP

Why is it that Vista causes so many headaches over so many ridiculously petty issues, issues that don’t exist in XP. For instance why does XP do performance better than Vista?, why does XP do dual monitors better than Vista?, why does XP do networking better than Vista? And why the hell is [...]

Co-op Games, Where Are They?

I’m a PC gamer. I’ve been playing games since I was 9 years old on a 286. I play every genre, Arcade, RPG, RTS, FPS, MMORPG, you name it, I’ve played it. I enjoy most genres but there’s one genre which stands out above the rest and thats CO-OP gaming. There’s [...]