Fast Food Fun #1 – Worms!

So it’s early Saturday night and you have that feeling, no not *that* feeling, more like an urgent snack alert. Taking a look in the fridge you find, you guessed it….nothing, except 4 day old potato salad and a jar of mouldy fishpaste. Now what does a single, dare I say sexy, computer geek [...]

Stupid Consultants #1

Why is it that whenever we have consultants in the building they expect me to fix their company laptops? Why is it my job to set aside pre-scheduled work to baby sit clueless consultants and their ridiculous little issues? Let’s set the record straight, officially, it’s not my job to fix other company laptops, [...]

Please Send Your Request into IT Support.

Hey you, … yes you! You think I’m available to fix all of your insignificant problems just because I sit two offices down from you? You think I’m just sitting here doing nothing twiddling my thumbs all day? You think I’m waiting here for you to enlighten me with your presence? [...]